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1) Do you have a penis? no
2) Do you pray? for the end
3) Are you in love? yes, with alcohol and alkaline trio
4) Ever wish on stars? no becuase you cant see them in chicago, beotch
5) Do you believe in karma? no, becuase then lots of bad things would happen to me
6) What's your zodiac sign? PISCES, SON!
7) Have you ever almost died? lots of times
8) Ever broken any bones? yes my nose
9) Do you cry during sad movies? i cry when i wake up and remember im STILL sleeping on tim becks floor
10) Do you like to dance? no
11) Ever laid under the stars? we already went over this
12) Ever sat on a rooftop? oh yes, ive also got drunk on them
13) Is there a such thing as a soul mate? no, unless its vodka
14) Could you live without the television? yes
15) Could you live without music? no
16) Do you have any self inflicted scars?
17) What do you dislike most about life? everything
18) Have you ever been to jail? yes
20) Ever been fired on your first day? no
21) Ever been fired because of your attitude? no
22) Do you get jealous of other people? no
23) Would you rather love someone or be loved? i dont care anymore
24) What's under your bed right now? i dont have a bed
25) Ever done anything illegal? i am right now, burracho time
26) Have you ever been dumped? yes!
27) Ever dumped somebody? yes!
28) How cool are you? 100%
29) Do you support abortion? i dont give a shit, i never slipped on pass the goalie (knock on wood), so it doesnt bother me
31) Did you graduate high school? i got my g.e.d. nigga
32) Do you wear the same clothes two days in a row? ive been wearing the same clothes since tuesday night
33) Have you ever driven someone crazy? my mother
34) Ever bullied someone? yea son!
35) Ever done the Macarena? im doing it right now
36) Do you act your age? no
37) Is it okay to disrespect your parents? yes parents are gay
38) Do you flush the toilet when you're done? yes but tim doesnt just to piss me off, SECRETS OUT NOW!
39) How long do you stay in the shower? 10 minutes
40) What kind of soap do you use? Old spice high endurance, pure sport!
41) Are mullets cool? only foley's dads
42) Spiderman, Batman, or Superman? batman
43) Do you like your middle name? sure
44) Has anyone ever cheated on you? i dont know
46) What's your favorite animal? midgets
47) Favorite flower? OH I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!!
48) Have you ever shaved your head? yes i didnt have hair from the age of 5 to 10, except for a month when i was 8
49) Do you think marijuana should be legal for medicinal use? pot is stupid
50) Do you think it is okay to drink and drive? yes, but not if your intials are JLC
51) If you won $1 million dollars, what would you buy first? YOUR SORRY ASS! and booze
52) Do you fear terrorism? no
54) What's your favorite candle scent? this is a good question, i like scented candles alot, i like apple/cinammon ones
55) Do you use profanity? 24/7
56) Who's the last person you talked to on AIM? sal
57) What's something you're ashamed of? that i havent gone a whole day sober in 3 weeks
58) What woke you up last night? or this morning? sals roommate asking sal for money
59) What did you dream about last night? i don't remember
60) Ever been to the zoo? yes with julie, my little sister, and her friend, it wasnt fun becuase my sister wouldnt stop whining
61) How many beers did you have today? so far 5
62) What's the last movie you watched? i believe it was called drugstore cowboys, but im not sure
63) Are you usually late or on time? on time
64) What's a cartoon you watch often? i guess the simpsons, i dont know
65) Do you have any imaginary friends? no but tim does
66) Are you waiting on something right now? tim to get home but thats not for 3 more hours
67) Who's pretty? crampton
68) Who's ugly? a mean person who told me that he is not buying me and tim booze anymore
69) Are you worried about something? what im going to do when this survey is over!
70) Ever swam in the ocean? yes, i almost drowned, becuase i was on a sandbar, and it started floating far away
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